Every one of these tweets are Joker approved!
— World Economic Forum (@wef) January 5, 2018
in case you were wondering it is possible to get thrown out of the cinema for saying "classic batman" after everything batman says
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) September 20, 2016
Not to victim-blame, but maybe Bruce Wayne’s father shouldn’t have brought his wife and 8 yr old son to a place called Crime Alley.
— Dan O'Brien (@OtherDanOBrien) May 5, 2014
SALESMAN: Can I interest you in our friends and family plan?
BATMAN: [just starts crying]
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) January 7, 2018
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) January 6, 2018
[batman watching batman movie]
*batman voice* do I really sound like that
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) December 16, 2014
Batman should have an official animal sidekick. Surely a bat. The Batbat™️.
— HHFlashbacks (@HHFlashbacks) January 12, 2018
A Batman utility belt, but for condiments.
— Gruffy Beard (@gruffybeard) January 6, 2018
Steve Harvey looks like a Batman villain that has captured Times Square and will kill civilians unless Batman answers all of his riddles pic.twitter.com/Et7o8wQyq0
— Lester, The Writer (@TheLesterLee) January 1, 2018
sorry password must contain a special character
— Rollman from the land down under (@Rollmaninoz) May 9, 2015
[Batman at McDonald's]
What's your chicken sandwich called?
And the rib?
[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.
— (((𝕺𝖍𝕹𝖔𝕾𝖍𝖊𝕿𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖓𝖙))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 1, 2015
BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime
ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg—
BRUCE: Bring me a cape
— Matt Ford (@fordm) May 28, 2015
I’m not saying im Batman… I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together 🤷🏾♀️
— King Bach (@KingBach) January 11, 2018
pls sign my petition to rename "lego batman" to "batman" and "batman" to "meat batman"
— joe (@mutablejoe) September 4, 2017
Just realized Gotham has no plan for signalling Batman if there's a daytime emergency.
— Kate Sidley (@sidleykate) September 19, 2017
"I'm Batman". pic.twitter.com/lz8nGSV7xO
— Nathan Kraemer (@kraen0044) January 6, 2018
[my mom pretends to answer her phone] hello? oh hi Batman…i dunno if he's eating his vegetables or not
me: [mouth full of broccoli] i am!
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) September 12, 2017
what sort of antiquated rich guy bullshit is it where batman still makes alfred call him "MASTER wayne"
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 19, 2016
I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts "Batman" when he's drunk. I know I do.
— mj 🎉 (@sucittaM) January 14, 2013
I'm like a real life Batman except I'm not an orphan and I'm not buff and I'm not rich and I don't have a butler but 1time I slept in a cave
— NOT A METH LAB (@jenlaw_11) January 12, 2016