I would wear Jncos and skate to “Freak on a Leash” no jumps no nothing just angry skating and if the crowd didn’t pelt me with batteries at the end I’d consider my program an enormous failure
— Jeremy D. Larson (@jeremydlarson) February 11, 2018
Figure skating is the only sport where you could be the best but the judge might say “…ur costume could use more rhinestones”
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 11, 2018
Are there rules to what you can pick as your figure skating song? Like can you just perform to a track from a Mitch Hedberg CD?
— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) February 9, 2018
What did Mirai Nagasu do? pic.twitter.com/J5OdNyVymm
— Ira Madison III (@ira) February 12, 2018
I’d do pretty well at ice skating stuff in the Olympics if you could hold the wall
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) February 12, 2018
Figure skating and curling should take place at the same time, on the same ice, just to make both a little more interesting.
— Ryan Stiles (@WhoseRyanStiles) February 11, 2018
The only appropriate skating routine for Hallelujah would be to spin into a fetal position and just lie there for the rest of the program.
— Meredith Clark (@MeredithLClark) February 12, 2018
me, to all the other skaters following Mirai Nagasu pic.twitter.com/ZjYxP9CWmx
— Michael Blackmon (@blackmon) February 12, 2018
if I had a kid, I'd force them to be good at pairs skating. it is incredibly important to me that children learn the core life skill of twirling in exact synchronicity with a person of the opposite sex
— erin ryan (@morninggloria) February 9, 2018
Winter Olympics, Day 1: Wow, the figure skating is so beautiful; the elegance, the grace, the athleticism
Winter Olympics, Day 2: YOU CAN’T FOLLOW A DOUBLE SALCHOW WITH A TRIPLE LUTZ, YOU FUCKING ICE DONKEYS
— Ronan Murphy (@Ro_Murph) February 9, 2018
Figure skating would be a lot more interesting if they replaced the ice with grass and the skaters with football players and they were playing football
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) February 12, 2018
Me watching Mirai Nagasu pic.twitter.com/hy1ha2KeSY
— Rakesh Satyal (@rakeshsatyal) February 12, 2018
I hope there’s a skating judge who’s like, “Uh hey guys, Adam Rippon didn’t give us quads but he did give us THE TRUTH.”
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 12, 2018
I know that Olympic narratives are crafted for maximum emotional manipulation and it is 100 percent not gonna stop me from tearing up at the videos of Nathan Chen as a toddler skating in a tiny suit and tiny bow tie
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) February 9, 2018
My brother and I barely made it to grandmas house without trying to kill each other, let alone be lifetime skating partners. I don’t know how these Americans do it.. #IceDancing
— – (@Killerfan) February 11, 2018
*Watches Olympic skating once* pic.twitter.com/HdGrYeeLMi
— Wheeling Problems (@wheelingprobs) February 11, 2018
— Rachael Durant (@rachaeldurant) February 12, 2018
Hope my therapist likes talking about figure skating!!!!!!
— Richard Lawson (@rilaws) February 12, 2018
Can you imagine liking anyone well enough to go into pairs figure skating?
— Kim Possible™ (@kimlockhartga) February 11, 2018
“I could do all of these things, I just haven’t been asked.” – me as an Olympic figure skating commentator
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 11, 2018
Figure skating is a silent, graceful warning from Canada to the rest of the world.
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) February 12, 2018
Child: Wow look at the spin jump she did!
Me: That was a triple salchow into a double toe loop you stupid idiot
— bort (@heavybretting) February 12, 2018