Jimmy Fallon asked Twitter to give him their hilarious stories about getting dumped. And Twitter did not disappoint!
In high school I asked the girl I thought I was dating, "What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?" and she said, "I already have plans." #HowIGotDumped
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) February 28, 2018
On Valentine’s Day I was a hostess @Chilis, my boyfriend comes in with flower cards and candy then looked at me then looked at the ground and said table for two. I sat him and his date on Valentine’s Day.
— Robin W. (@Robeeana) February 28, 2018
#HowIGotDumped I tried to break up with a guy 4 years ago. When I started to dump him, he said "We'll talk about this later" and rushed away. I haven't talked to him since so I guess we're still dating?
— Victoria Pike 🐋 (@victoria_pike) February 28, 2018
She told me to take out the trash and locked the door while I was outside. #HowIGotDumped
— Chris Dmytriw (@chrisdmytriw1) February 28, 2018
#HowIGotDumped At Whole Foods, the guy I was seeing looks at the cart and then me and says "oh no, this is the 10 items or less line… I have 11 items…" I was the item he left behind at the store.
— seriously though (@modrealness) February 28, 2018
#HowIGotDumped She used it as the puzzle in a game of Hangman. Worst. Game. Ever!
— Bryan Van Huis (@bjvanhuis) February 28, 2018
She asked me how to block someone on whatsapp.. I was not able to send her any more messages after the last set of instruction 😂#HowIGotDumped
— Manmeet Singh Kalsi (@kalsimanmeet) February 28, 2018
He changed his Facebook relationship status from “in a relationship” with me to “in a relationship” with his new boyfriend. #HowIGotDumped
— A. Cantu (@BethOnTheRun) February 28, 2018
When I was in high school, my mom saw my girlfriend kissing another guy. When she got home my mom said I had a phone call, and when I answered it I could hear my mom pretending to be my girlfriend on the upstairs line. She said it was over! #HowIGotDumped
— Gerald (@GeraldKRandles) February 28, 2018
My girlfriend had a dream she was getting mugged and I wasn't helping her so once she woke up she broke up with me for not defending her.. in her dream… #HowIGotDumped
— Chase Daddy So$a (@ThatsNotGlue) February 28, 2018
#HowIGotDumped He said his mother didn't want him seeing me anymore because she didn't like my dad. When I asked my dad about it, he said she didn't like him because he had dumped her back in high school. Love you dad!
— Bella Donna 🍷 (@DonnaMLanglais) February 28, 2018
I told my girlfriend my flight was delayed to come home for her birthday and she told me that once I got back it'd be best if I didn't come #HowIGotDumped
— Isaac is Wotso ✨ (@WotsoVideos) February 28, 2018
I was invited to the movies by a guy that I liked. We got there and he said that one of his friends was going to meet us there. We all three sat down and I noticed that they were holding hands. Half way through the movie they kissed. #HowIGotDumped
— Maddie McNeal (@immaddiemcneal) February 28, 2018
#HowIGotDumped by my first high school boyfriend was pretty typical, the usual “it’s not me it’s you” stuff. Except it sounded too familiar. After he left I looked through my copy of New Moon and found he had almost verbatim quoted Edward’s breakup speech to Bella.
— katie?? grossman??? (@katieejg) February 28, 2018
We went to a Mets game and the kiss cam went on us. I leaned in and instead of giving me a kiss, he leaned in and said “we’re done”, got up, and left. #howigotdumped
— kelsey 🍀 (@see_kel) February 28, 2018
My boyfriend took me to the movies & once we sat down he left to get us popcorn and never came back. 25 mins later I got a text and said ‘I can’t do this. I’m breaking up with you’. He was my drive too. I had to call my parents to come get me after the movie #HowIGotDumped
— hi, im karen (@omg_itsKaren) February 28, 2018
#HowIGotDumped my friend broke up with their s/o by sending them aly & AJ’s potential breakup song with the message “pretend this doesn’t say potential”
— Olivia (@oLIVVer_and_Co) February 28, 2018